- Changing poopy bums.
- Scraping a sample of the above into a small receptacle and delivering sample to the doctor.
- Cleaning up vomit.
- Cleaning up vomit or otherwise soiled bedding in the middle of the night and offering comfort and a smile.
- Sharing my bed with a rotating number of people who snore, punch, kick, push, drool or leak.
- Clean up "mystery" messes.
I can't imagine the circumstances that would induce me to perform the above for money. I will, however, do them for love. Occasionally, I even get a gooey kiss and hug out of it. There is nothing quite like a snuggle from some wee warm body who thinks you can fix everything, to put it all into perspective.
Amen!
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